Occasionally things happen in my brain. Usually they don't make sense.
October 20th, 2014

ultrafacts:

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There is a link to the full text from the source, and it’s even worse than that time I tried to read My Immortal. And I’m only 2 pages in.

"Okay, guys, here’s the plan. We already have these corpses…"
“Gotta love any plan that begins with that step."

-- Our party, coming up with a plan (via outofcontextdnd

lovelucemferre:

Cloud Where’d you get that strength?

(via modeoheim)

So every now and then I check deviantART, and they have a watch feed now. A watch feed. Like they’re facebook. And you can share someone else’s status with your watchers. You know, kinda like reblogging.

DA, you don’t need to try so hard honey. You’re clunky and difficult but we all love you anyway. Put down the social media and breathe.

Anonymous: Why do you ship genesis and cloud if they haven't even talked to each other? that's so stupid

kagonesti:

But they COULD talk to each other. True, we never see them interact in-game, but after Dirge of Cerberus they’re both out there, wondering what to do next and both tied up in very similar pasts that revolve around the same set of people. Relationships have been founded in real life on much less than that.

Also I need that gif embroidered on a pillow.

October 18th, 2014

wykkyds:

Dedan tries to be formal with his employees

(via miyamashi)

namisis:

brilliant-smallfish:

The gods know what you’ve done.

this is the funniest shit i’ve seen for like 3 years

(via ellipsisobsessed)

caribeaux:

caribeaux:

drdavidbrinner:

how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

how do you know?????

You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste

This will work so well in real life. Preferably in either someone else’s house or some sort of public place. When asked this totally inappropriate question, ponder, then say “just a moment” and head into the nearest bathroom. If the bathroom is in hearing range, make appropriately “sexy” noises. Come out at least five minutes later (remember, you needed time to experience that toothpaste) and give your verdict on the sexual attractiveness of toothpaste. For best effect, get some toothpaste on your pants, your shirt, or even the corner of your mouth.

(Source: megachikorita, via ellipsisobsessed)

phiftycent:

princem4rtian:

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god

(via miyamashi)

tinyienzo:

I WASN’T EXPECTING THIS BUT THIS IS THE PROPER REACTION

(via modeoheim)